Bravo Unveils Newest Reality Show

New York - (Brooklyn Penny) Bravo TV announced Friday morning the newest addition to its highly successful "Real" series. The new show: The Real Presidents of Washington D.C. will feature Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, George H. Bush, and George W. Bush.

The network's media packet revealed some of the first season's juiciest gossip. One episode features former President, Bill Clinton arriving at a morning's filming after an 'all-nighter' at McDonalds. During the show the former President tells George H. Bush that his charm was developed by a life time of 'chasing the ladies'.

The biggest tell-all at the press conference? That by the 42nd President, who told reporters: "It's not so much that I won the  '92 election, it's more like I 'picked' up the nation. And let me tell you: she was as easy as they come."

Clinton chuckled at his comment then added, "Did I just say come?'  (Photo: Former President Bill Clinton on Set)

Also revealed for the press: George H. Bush's nickname during the show? 'Big Bush.'

 And  George W's?  'Shrub.'

George W. Bush later told Bravo executive, Andy Cohen that working with President Clinton was a nightmare.

 "That guy has some kind of genery imbalancement or something. I mean he was always trying to hump something on the set. It was like he had the disease of horndogification."

Former President Carter was strangely quiet during the press conference leading some to speculate that he might have actually died in 2010.

The show has been picked up for an additional 52 episodes and rumor has it that the series will also expand to include: The Real Half-Wits of Congress. The Congressional show may be a few years away," Cohen said, "As all 535 members qualify and casting may take some time."

When pressed by reporters Cohen added, "I mean it's not like they're busy doing anything else."

Also happening now: Texas Governor Rick Perry Considers Run for Presidency Again. Declares He Will Be The President of the 17th Century.


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