What Savy Voters Need to Know Before Nov. 6

Voter Education Office Releases Voter
 Lexicon Guide on Monday

(Washinton D.C.) - The Office of Voter Education released on Monday morning  an EZ to READ voter's guide to election terms.

The guide titled: A Voter's Lexicon For Understanding Election Terms A Voter Might Hear at Polling Precincts was released in advance of the upcoming November 6 vote.

Voter Education spokesperson, Jessica Kiddin told the Virginia Thrifty Penny: "The office printed about 75 million of the pamphlets at a cost of about 56 million dollars. Kiddin went on to say, "The American voters need to know that I did use my Kinko's reward card and saved two cents per copy."

Some of the terms found in the guide include:

Politics  (n) poly tics:  many tics.   See Blood Sucking Electorate.

Oblama (v) o blay mah: to attribute a current administration's failings on the previous administration

Esteemed Collegue (n) e steamed call eeg:  A prick or Asshole

Chris Matthews (n)  Cris math ews: See esteemed collegue

Ineptocracy (n) n ep tock racy: A system of government where only the inept are elected to office

112th (n) hun erd twel fth: Refers to Current Congress;  See Ineptocracy

RINO (n) rye no: Republican In Name Only.  See Romney

Ineptogov (n) n ep toe guv: An elected governor whose IQ is lower than average Fahrenheit temperature of San Diego, CA.  See Perry

Also Happening Now: Senate Majority Leader Reid Calls for Black Voters to be on Offense not De Fence before Novermber 6 Elections. Read the full story at: The Las Vegas Betting Times


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