New Polling Data Released

A new national poll by SlightlyMurkyPolitics was released Tuesday morning. The polls show that an overwhelming majority of Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is the honest Clinton and George W Bush is the smart Bush.

Interviewed by Victoria's Secret Christmas Catalog editor, Eikneel Longtime, Clinton winked at the shoot's cameraman and said, "I'd hit that."

When informed of the new poll, Bush 43, responded with: "Fool me three times, shame on me, uh, you, uh, Dick Cheney."

                                                 

SlightlyMurkyPolicitics Poll Award Winners Clinton and Bush.

Also happening now: 78% of Americans believe Intern-In-Chief Obama owes Joe Wilson an apology.

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