Clinton HeadQuarters Confirms Two Bills To Hit Campaign Trail

Hillary Clinton's Campaign Manager, Robby Mook, confirmed today that a dream team of "Bill's" would be hitting the campaign trail beginning January 11th.

Responding to criticism leveled by MACC (Mothers Against Clinton and Cosby), Mook said, "Listen in the case of both Bill's, let me be clear, all of the accusations are merely a he said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said situation." 

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In Iowa, Candidate Clinton told the Thrifty Nickel Trader that her only concerns with Mook's campaign strategy: "Was that Bill might let Cosby mix the drinks after a 'hard' day of campaigning."


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