Clinton Campaign Receives Major Endorsment

March 1, Boring, Az. Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton picked up another major endorsement on Saturday as the Psychology Now Institute declared their support for the former Secretary of State.

Asked for comment on their choice, Psychology Now spokesman Bill Knowles said, "Candidate Clinton is the only candidate since Richard Nixon that has evolved with the totally unique ability to lie out of both sides of her mouth, usually at the same time. This skill is unheard of in 99.999 % of the world's population."


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Clinton Campaign head, Robbie Mook told the Thrifty Nickel of Ohio: "Psychology Now's endorsement is one more reason why Hillary deserves to be the Democratic nominee and President. Sanders, Trump, Cruz, Rubio - these guys can only lie half as much as our candidate. Think about that."

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