Obama Continues Worldwide Apology Tour

TapDance, Virginia -IOTUS (Intern of the United States) Obama continued his one-man apology tour on Thursday stopping in Virginia where he formally signed a presidential order giving the original thirteen colonies back to Great Britain.

"Let me be clear," Obama told the Virginia Buzz. "These colonies were illegally taken by terrorists not patriots and this is a discussion long overdue, however, I am due back overseas and will be unable to have the discussion at the present time."

When asked by Buzz reporter, Jimmy Troutbritches what the American people can expect in the way of new foreign apologies, Obama said, "Well I still want to apologize to Germany for D-Day, to the Moon for leaving all our space junk up there, and of course, the Kingdom of Morocco for the movie, Ishtar."

     IOTUS signs 13 Colony Giveback Order.

 Photo Courtesy of the Virginia Buzz

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