Podesta told WNBC in Stinkhole, Wisconisn, "That Clinton would be Trick or Treating on Monday dressed as a zombie who makes mistakes. She's been walking around campaign headquarters with one hand across her chest, dragging her left foot, mumbling, Look at me, I'm a walking error.
Podesta went on to say, "It's a pretty cute outfit. It has a lot of words sewn on the top that read things like, I didn't think, or I can't remember, or I won't do it again (until tomorrow at the latest.)
Podesta cut the interview short, when informed that Mrs. Clinton had mistakenly emailed nuclear launch codes to a Nigerian King needing help in releasing his kingdom's riches from the bank of London.
"You watch," Podesta yelled while running out the studio doors. "She'll learn from this!"
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