FBI Director Comey Re-Opens Clinton E-mail Investigation

Show-Me-Yours, Ohio - FBI Director James Comey, in a three paragraph letter to Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill, stated that the agency has re-opened the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation.

"It appears," the FBI Director told CNN's  Donner Blitzen, "That once again, a loose Weiner has put a Clinton in hot water."

Blitzen asked Comey why now, with only 11 days to go before the presidential election?

The FBI director said, "I can't really go into that now. All I will say, is after reading printed copies of the emails, I felt the need to wash my hands with sanitizer and get a tetanus shot at my doctor's office."

A Tale of Two Weiners (Photo Courtesy of William Cosby)

Clinton campaign chief, John Podesta, told the Ohio Thrifty Nickle, "This sudden announcement is once again making it difficult for our campaign to sell the American voter on the positives of electing the first totally incompetent candidate from either side of the aisle for the country's highest office. I don't know where we go from here."

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