Clinton Team Joins Recount Effort

Bitter, NJ - Hillary Clinton's campaign said Saturday it will take part in efforts to push for recounts in several key states, joining with Green Party candidate Jill Stein, who has raised millions of dollars to have votes counted again in Wisconsin.

Marc Elias, the campaign's counsel, said the campaign's own investigation has not uncovered any evidence of hacking of voting systems, but has hired Libertarian candidate, Gary Johnson to help with the vote count.

Elias praised Johnson telling the NJ Thrifty Nickel, "No one in the country is more qualified to take the meticulous time necessary to ensure that the vote count is right. All Gary requires is an Aunt Mary brownie and a Dr. Pepper to get this important work of the people done."

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