Thursday, November 10, 2016

CNN Morning Hosts Still Confused About Election Results

Liberal, Georgia - CNN morning hosts, Alison Camerota and Chris Cuomo expressed deep concern Thursday morning on Donald Trump's presidential win.

Cuomo told on air listeners that it seemed very unlikely that Trump could have won without election fraud going on somewhere. "Look, I personally talked to a number of CNN employees right up to election day and everyone told me they were voting Clinton. The election results just don't jive with my internal polling."

Camerota added that during the past year, she and Cuomo had dedicated their entire morning show to depicting nothing but negative Trump stories, while never questioning the Democratic candidate's inadequacies. "How could he have won?" she wondered on air.

"Maybe," Cuomo offered, "It was the will of the people."

"Shut-up, you idiot," Camerota cried into her hands. "I knew I should have stayed at Fox."


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