CNN Releases Final Presidential Election Exit Polls

Poll Me, Id - CNN's Chris Cuomo released the reality news station's final election exit polls on Monday morning.

Cuomo told viewers that CNN's "Exit Poll of Exit Polls" showed that by a wide margin, Eighty-Five percent of African-American voters preferred to be "Ignored or Forgotten" by Democratic Politicians as opposed to Republican Politicians.

"Eighty-Five, that's a huge number, right?" Cuomo asked, but was immediately interrupted by a CNN Special Report telling viewers that Wolf Blitzer was not in the Situation Room, but actually in the studio parking lot making popcorn.

"Great," Cuomo said, "Erin better be out front somewhere or we're gonna get these Special Reports all day long.

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