Obama Will End Internship On High Note

Out of a Job, PA -White House Press Secretary, Josh-Less-Than-Earnest, announced to the press pool Monday morning that IOTUS Obama would finish up his internship on a high note.

"We received word late Sunday night that the intern-in-chief had surpassed Warren G. Harding for being wrong the most amount of times during a term of office."

Earnest appeared teary-eyed while announcing, "Intern Obama tied Harding's streak of six hundred and fifty-seven wrong answers, assumptions, and predictions regarding policies when he declared to the world that Donald Trump would never be president. He broke Harding's record when Ripley's Believe or Don't announced later that Obama had also been wrong about his importance to the country over the past eight years."

Earnest concluded the briefing saying, "I believe we can all agree that Intern Obama is the Lou Gehrig of  Bad Decision Making."

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