Thursday, December 15, 2016

Trump Taps Rick Perry For Energy Secretary

Oops, Tx.- Donald Trump's pick for Energy Secretary, Rick Perry, promises to shutter the agency when he begins his service in January.

Perry told blogger, Sal Manella, that the agency was a waste of taxpayer money. "I mean only the Democrats could have seen the need for an agency that oversees policies regarding energy and safety in handling nuclear material."

When told that the current secretary, Ernest Moniz, is a nuclear physicist. Perry laughed loudly, exclaiming, "They really offer a degree in that?"

And if the agency is closed?

Perry said he and President-Elect Trump have already discussed the creation of a new cabinet position: Secretary of Energy Drinks.

Secretary of Energy Drinks: Rick Perry: Photo Courtesy of Rick Perry

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