Dems Propose Changes To Oval Office

Uber, Georgia - Democratic leadership proposed the nation's first autonomous oval office on Monday morning. Minority leader, Chuck Schumer told CNN that the American people's daily lives would not be impacted by the proposal. "I mean we're talking about an environment within the oval office that navigates without human input, exactly the same as the office operates today." 

Autonomous Oval Office (Photo Courtesy of Watson)

                             

Schumer told the Upper Rochester Thrifty Nickel that the autonomous program also referred to as the Totally Reactive Unambiguous Master Processor or TRUMP could be in place and working by March 1, 2017. "You know," The senator said, "Before the world goes all to hell."

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