Biden Announces Cabinet Picks

(Jomama, Ohio)  Presidential Hopeful, Joe Biden, announced Saturday to the Associated Newspaper Boys and Girls of America that he had made his cabinet picks for the 2020 election.

"At first I was dead set on white," Biden recounted. "Then went back and forth between black and brown. But in the end, I decided on grey as it fit my office walls better and really brought out my eyes."

Next week Biden told the assembled group he would, as promised, choose a woman to be his czar in charge of cigarettes, liquor, and gambling. A Vice-President.

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