Venus Life Confirmed

 (Herewecome, Florida) On Monday, astronomers confirmed that Venus' clouds contain a gas that could be an indicator of bacterial life on the planet.

 On Wednesday, NASA confirmed that the spacecraft BepiColumbo, on its way to Mercury, would pass by Venus and take detailed images of the planet.

Today, Famed astronomer, Dr. Yugo NowPal confirmed the first images received from BepiColumbo were undeniable truth that life does exist on the Evening Star.

"It is apparent from all the images that intelligent activity is occurring on Venus," Dr. NowPal said.

When pressed by reporters on what type of activity, Dr. NowPal stated, "Construction. It appears that life on Venus is building a wall."

 BepiColumbo Image of Venus

Dr. NowPal closed out the press conference by assuring the public that a delegation would soon be headed for Venus loaded with trinkets and beads to negotiate with local Venutian officials on securing land for future U.S. use. 

Also Happening Now: Republicans and Democrats gridlocked on the dollar amount in trinkets and beads that should be appropriated for bargaining. 

                        

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