Biden Campaign Reveals Debate Rules

 Loose Eyelashes, Wa. - President Joe Biden's presidential campaign manager, Ima Idayot, spoke to a crowd of ten supporters Saturday morning at the 7-11 parking lot in Bug Tussle, Virginia. Idayot assured the crowd that the President had agreed to debate the felon previously known as Trump with only three conditions.

"The President is determined to not let the debate get out of hand due to Trump's inability to follow the rules in previous debates," Idayot reiterated. 

The following conditions will be in effect by the Biden campaign for the June and October debates.

1. There will be no audience.

2. Trump will not be allowed in the building.

3. No questions will be asked.

"Anyone who doubts this President's commitment to the debate process can now see how he respects the public's right to see their leaders engage in engaging non-debate," Idayot said.

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