U.S. Congress Passes Legislation Regarding the Supreme Court

 WTF, Alabama - In a landmark resolution today, the U.S. House and Senate passed legislation that dissolved the Supreme Court. Squad members called the legislation necessary as the court never ruled in any judicial review that favored their politics. 

Republicans in the House and Senate voted with their colleagues across the aisle stating, "This court has time after time refused to disregard the need to abolish the silly law regarding the separation of church and state."

Both parties then jointly announced that the replacement court will be called the Supremes Court. The court will be led by Music Historian, Seth Abelson, who will use Supremes lyrics to hand down judicial rulings.

Democratic Representative AOC speaking to the Thrifty Nickel Brooklyn said, "I believe it's time that we think it o-o-ver." 

Also happening now: Joe Biden says, "It's time to Stop!" and something, something, he can't quite remember.

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