Washington D.C. - July 24, 2024. Late Tuesday, minutes before addressing the nation, President Biden tripped and dropped the torch he meant to pass to Vice-President Kamala Harris. The torch sparked onto curtains in the Oval Office setting the White House on fire. Biden reportedly told his aides that everything would be okay as he finally had defeated Medicare and had requested a fire response team from President Putin.
Also happening now: Trump tells reporters: "Who couldn't love a guy whose last name ends in Yahoo!
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