Theyran, Weran, Iran, Speaking to a rounded-up, gagged, and zip-tied group of followers this morning, Ayatollah Youso told the huge crowd, "Beginning immediately, Iran will honor President Biden's request to only attack the United States and Israel between the hours of 10am and 4pm.
Youso went further saying the Iranian people do not consider Biden to be a "white devil" after Biden's recent disclosure of being the first female black vice-president.
Ayatollah Youso
Also happening now: A giggling Vice-President Harris confirms that Joe Biden has been jet-lagged for 3.5 years.
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