Research Scientists Find New DNA Mutation

 DNA Hindquarters, Washington DC: Research scientists at the National Hindquarters for DNA, RNA, and MSNBC Research announced Friday that they have isolated a new mutation in the American chromosome. 

Researchers told the Thrifty Nickel Dallas that over the past ten years the Original Karen chromosome found solely in white women has mutated into the newly named Whoa-man gene. 

Spokesman Robert Saltypants said the mutation was first discovered in the DNA of Margaret Brennan. “Brennan exhibits the ability to require a man to agree to any terms she dictates, then when she breaks those terms, the man is not allowed to protest or she will claim misogyny or mansplaining. This obsoletes all previous Karen behavior," Saltypants said, then added, "It won't be long before Brennan moves into the 'I can talk to you in any tone I want, but you must speak to me in a tone that I demand' stage. 

"These are exciting times," Saltypants remarked.

Also happening now: Nora O'Donnell exhibiting same mutation as Brennan

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