Pierre Speaks on Pope Francis

 Washington AC / DC - Former White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre spoke to the Thrifty Nickel Today TV Program about Pope Francis. Pierre told Today TV host, Russell Mackrelbritches that Pope Francis had more energy and stamina in any Catholic leader she had ever witnessed.

"He literally is running circles around everyone in the Vatican," Pierre remarked. "And that includes the Conclave."

Pierre got defensive when reminded by host, Mackrelbritches that the Pope had indeed died days earlier.

"Oh, Russell," she sighed in obvious exasperation, "You must be a Republican for refusing to acknowledge the contributions this Pope makes everyday to hard-working people."

Mackrelbritches countered with, "He's dead, Karine. Gone on. Deceased. Ceased to exist."

"All I will say on this matter," Pierre continued, "Is that this Pope has incredible stamina. I know personally that the Vatican staff has a hard time keeping up with him."

                                        Pope Francis at the Vatican Today

Also happening now: Jean-Pierre Marvels at Jimmy Carter's Mental Acuity and Health.

The Governmint Copyright 2025 All Rights Reserved The Governmint is a political satire publication. Any resemblance to the truth is a pure coincidence excepting for references to certain political figures and their wives and families, and sometimes a brother-in-law.