Chicago, Ill of Noise - Pope Leo XIV visited his home town of Chicago over the weekend in order to declare his first miracle. Speaking to a homeless crowd at the "Chocolate Factory" beneath the underpass at Desplaines and Hubbard, the Pope declared, "It is a miracle that I am Pope!"
The factory residents greeted the new Pope warmly with shouts of, "Git the fuck outta here" and "It'd be a miracle if I had somethin to eat".
After blessing all the tents, Pope Leo XIV, got into a stretch limo and drove back to O'Hare International Airport. He later recounted on his visit to the Chocolate Factory, "What a lovely bunch of people."
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