(Temu-Tiffany Henyard Tx.) Representative Jasmine Crockett (AKA- Temu Tiffany Henyard), spoke in the parking lot of an AM/PM convenience store to a crowd of one this morning. (The crowd of one was a woman filling her car with gas) Crockett pledged to fight Governor Abbott's JerryMathering legislation.
"It's gerrymandering," The gas purchaser said.
"I don't need some white woman telling me about JerryMathering!" Crockett screamed. "And I will not rest, nor be quiet, until Governor ShitKicker backs away from this racist legislation of JerryMathering. Beaver was a long time ago and I will not allow for our voting districts to be subjected to yet again one more example of white privilege."
"How is that white privilege?" the gas purchaser asked.
"Shut-up, bitch!" the representative shouted back. "Nobody's talking to you!"
As the gas purchaser fled the scene, Representative Crockett screamed out, "What's next ya'll, TonyDowism?"
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