Mars, Tx - Representative Jasmine Crockett (aka Temu Tiffany Henyard) told a crowd of homeless people in her hometown of Mars, Texas that just because the remains of some random 15 year old girl were found in the trunk of D4vd's car does not make him a criminal.
"Maybe he had gone in a store to buy diapers," Crockett explained. "And forgot about her. That's just not criminal. And anyone who says different is a white supremacist."
One of the homeless persons hollered at Crockett. "Just cause you passed the bar, doesn't make you a lawyer!"
While another shouted, "Just cause you got elected to Congress, doesn't make you intelligent!"
Crockett immediately got into her car and drove away shouting out the window, "Fuck you white supremacists!"
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