Van Jones Book Tour Date Announced

 Race City, Ga - CNN Commentator Van Jones announced his upcoming book tour date this morning on the Thrifty Nickel Morning Show with host Mo Ketchups.

 Jones said this book was a long time coming and hoped it would put him in the running for the Nobell Piece Pie. 

The book, Hitler Wasn't a Bad Guy. He was Just Hurting. Hurting Bad, is the Thrifty Nickel Book of the Minute which is sponsored every sixty seconds by Gabor's Gas Station Heroin. The book tour is scheduled to begin and end on November 1, 2025 in Bozo, Georgia.

Also Happening Now: MACI begins fall distribution of AK47's to Students 14 and Older. MACI's (Mothers Against Congressional Idiots) annual program is back this fall with the Mission Statement: Every Child Deserves the Right of Self-Protection.

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