MamaMia, Fl - In a tersely worded message sent to the National Hurricane Center as well as NOAA, Hurricane spokesperson Jerry announced on Sunday morning that all Atlantic storms were being advised to steer clear of the U.S. coastline.
"The country has become too violent for our upcoming storms to attempt landfall. Too many guns and crazies," Jerry said. "I certainly don't want to put any of my fellow hurricanes in harm's way. This includes future hurricanes Karen, Lorenzo Melissa, Nestor, and Olga.
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