New Somalia, Minnehawhaw, US - Ilhan Omar leader of PUSI (Peoples Union of Somalia Idiots) declared today that their union would start a general strike against the NFL if Christian McCaffrey did not change his name to Muslim McCaffery.
"PUSI will not tolerate white Christian nationalists insulting the Somalia voters of Minnehawhaw with racist chants of Christian, Christian, Go Christian! every Sunday afternoon," Omar told a crowd of three gathered outside of a Kwik Trip Inconvenience store. "As Jeff Lebowski once said, This Will Not Stand!"
Unnamed sources have told The Governmint Editor, Hughes Fulking, that the NFL considers Omar to be the dumbest person in America.
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